Just a Poster Posing as an Epic Movie!
The revised poster without text.
This Poster is just 'POSING' as a movie . . .
TOO BAD - I was kinda hoping to see the whole thing on the BIG SCREEN!
Introducing the Sci-Fi Epic Movie Poster . . .
The GOOD GUY . . . and a bunch of BAD GUYS in DARK, SCARY SPACE SHIPS. The bad guys always have dark, scary spaceships, right?
It's finally happened . . . I've gone over to . . . the DARK SIDE - YES, the dark side! You can tell by the glowing red eyes!
A nice SHINY GUN, EVIL SOLDIERS and a DRAGON. Isn't there always at least one dragon in these movies?
The HEROINE and a SHINY ORB THINGY. It's the Key to the whole DAMN plot . . . but I have no idea what it does!
But Hey, if any of you writers want something to do . . . I could really use an epic screen play.
The ESCAPE VEHICLE for the GOOD GUYS, from the GOLDEN CITY. See . . . it's GOLD, so it MUST be GOOD!
Phew, I think I'm finally EVOLVING into something . . . well . . . slightly more AQUATIC-LOOKING, it seems! I believe I'm turning into a 'PURPLE'!
for . . .
STARING, GOOGLING . . .
and I'm ok with GAWKING, if you're POLITE about it.
Epic Movie coming soon to a Galaxy Far, Far Away . . .